Rather be smoking blunts with Alf.
Teaching Elmo about our Universe.
This ugly old bastard –
Missin’ half an eyebrow.
Body?
Pink & white tiger stripes.
Not a worry of mine,
Really.
Rather be in smoke circles,
With weirdoes,
Anyways.
They’ll come find me if they want to learn.
Pass on the left,
Alf.
Rather Be Smoking Blunts With Alf.
