What shall I do sans juice?!?
As of mockeries written in the 1600s,
They remain stagnant at best.
Dead bard –
Devoid of modern educations, wisdoms, & knowledge.
Yet we revere him as some sort,
Of literary saint!
Callous whinging sycophant.
You half cocked imbecile!
Not fit to lick mud from boots.
See?
Easy.