Listen,
Already fucked on dating –
Decades ago.
A: “Black Cat Boyfriend,”
Looking for my: “Golden Retriever Girlfriends.”
Inversions of new norms.
To make it even harder for myself:
Demand high intelligence,
Cleverness,
Humor,
Or wit.
Leaning Polyamorous!
Incarnation of Gluttony;
I want it all.