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The Brewery Episode 38: “Artist’s Choice.”

The Brewery Episode 38: “Artist’s Choice.”

Mar 15, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ImRG1ufyOc&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Nin, the Pain Artist vs Zask, Skittering Swarmlord vs Kalain, Reclusive Painter vs Kibo, Uktabi Prince | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep38: "Artist's Choice." Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join Joseph,...

McRae’s MTG Corner: Garth Loves Puss – A CEDH Primer.

McRae’s MTG Corner: Garth Loves Puss – A CEDH Primer.

Mar 13, 2023 | ,

Decklist: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/qijT0MA0hEizDrtBepJJEQ Introduction: Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth. Welcome to the Garth One-Eye primer. As far as I know I’m one of a very select few who have been brewing up Garth to try and hang in the CEDH scene. There’s no discord server that I’m...

The Brewery Episode 37: “Boooring.”

The Brewery Episode 37: “Boooring.”

Mar 13, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQeJq4lokE&t=1s&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Imotekh The Stormlord vs Myrel, Shield of Argive vs Henzie "Toolbox" Torre vs Sefris of the Hidden Ways | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep37: “Boooring.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join Joseph,...

The Brewery Episode 36: “Joseph.”

The Brewery Episode 36: “Joseph.”

Mar 13, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSsMehyz-A&t=2s&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Wilson, Refined Grizzly & Criminal Past vs Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor vs Slogurk, The Overslime vs Tatyova, Steward of Tides | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep36: "Joseph." Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show...

The Brewery Episode 44: “Teeny Tiny.”

The Brewery Episode 44: “Teeny Tiny.”

Mar 7, 2023 | ,

The Brewery goes live at 7:30pm PST most Tuesdays over at Twitch.tv/thebrewerymtg. This week’s theme is "Teeny Tiny" Our commanders had to be 2 CMC or less! McRae: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/IfaT49vm1U-r1rQMH313EA Joseph: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/QAWqBqrqS06y-cbOshHCNg Gruger:...

The Brewery Episode 35: “CEDH Special #3.”

The Brewery Episode 35: “CEDH Special #3.”

Mar 3, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DU_ZphCz8I&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Garth, One-Eye vs Yoshimaru, Ever Faithful & Keleth, Sunmane Familiar vs Tiamat vs Minn, Wily Illusionist | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep35: “CEDH Special #3.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join...

The Brewery Episode 34: “Tobin.”

The Brewery Episode 34: “Tobin.”

Mar 3, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyPBaz7HoGI&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Minn, Wily Illusionist vs Arni Brokenbrow vs Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant & Guild Artisan vs Akiri, Line-Slinger & Silas Renn, Seeker Adept | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep34: “Tobin.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG...

The Brewery Episode 33: “Pacifism.”

The Brewery Episode 33: “Pacifism.”

Mar 2, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49W8VxPdV8&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Elas Il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim & Lurrus of the Dream-Den vs Mogis, God of Slaughter vs Saheeli, The Gifted vs Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep33: “Pacifism.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG...

The Brewery Episode 32: “Copycat.”

The Brewery Episode 32: “Copycat.”

Mar 2, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w1Ycexuk30&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Omnath, Locus of the Roil vs Wilson, Refined Grizzly & Criminal Past vs Wernog, Rider's Chaplain & Sophina, Spearsage Deserter vs Ghost of Ramirez DePietro & Tormod, the Desecrator | MTG Commander Gameplay | The...

The Brewery Episode 31: “Mad.”

The Brewery Episode 31: “Mad.”

Feb 28, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caUnjLO0RVU&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Garth, One-Eye vs Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss vs Vrondis, Rage of Ancients vs Wyll, Blade of Frontiers & Sword Coast Sailor | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep31: “Mad.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join...

The Brewery Episode 30: “Budget.”

The Brewery Episode 30: “Budget.”

Feb 28, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZyP29ay2zI&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Animar, Soul of Elements vs Gargos, Vicious Watcher vs Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig vs Rasaad yn Bashir & Dungeon Delver | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep30: “Budget.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join...

The Brewery Episode 43: “McRae.”

The Brewery Episode 43: “McRae.”

Feb 28, 2023 | ,

The Brewery goes live at 7:30pm PST most Tuesdays over at Twitch.tv/thebrewerymtg. This week’s theme is "McRae." We had to play McRae's decks from throughout Season 2 with only about 10 swaps! McRae: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/XaPf0dUAWUWL421ps4JcTg Joseph: Not submitted in time. Gruger:...

The Brewery Episode 42: “Big Boys.”

The Brewery Episode 42: “Big Boys.”

Feb 21, 2023 | ,

The Brewery goes live at 7:30pm PST most Tuesdays over at Twitch.tv/thebrewerymtg. This week’s theme is "Big Boys." We had to play commanders that were 7 CMC or more. McRae: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/XVGQV5B8rUGybIuKOBjqdQ Joseph: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/JlLygNEZ40eTUH_0GMaD6A Gruger:...

The Brewery Episode 29: “Dark Intentions.”

The Brewery Episode 29: “Dark Intentions.”

Feb 17, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_hQXtCULUw&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG The Swarmlord vs Lord Xander, The Collector vs Ratadrabik of Urborg vs Tetsuo, Imperial Champion | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep29: “Dark Intentions.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around! Join Joseph,...

The Brewery Episode 28: “Unpopular.”

The Brewery Episode 28: “Unpopular.”

Feb 17, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sQ3gPDzRys&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Horde of Notions & Jegantha, The Wellspring vs Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa vs Wilson, Refined Grizzly & Criminal Past vs Amber Gristle O'Maul & Criminal Past | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep28: “Unpopular.”...

The Brewery Episode 27: “Comeback.”

The Brewery Episode 27: “Comeback.”

Feb 17, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aim8ikybbTk&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Omnath, Locus of Creation vs Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor vs Armix, Filigree Thrasher and Silas Renn, Seeker Adept vs Commander Liara Portyr | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep27: “Comeback.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG...

The Brewery Episode 26: “CEDH Special #2.”

The Brewery Episode 26: “CEDH Special #2.”

Feb 15, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5EYFa9ydVM&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Garth One-Eye vs Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss vs Thrasios, Triton Hero and Vial Smasher the Fierce vs Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker and Thrasios, Triton Hero | MTG EDH Gameplay | The Brewery Ep26: “CEDH Special #2.” Welcome to...

The Brewery Episode 24: “Love Is In The Air.”

The Brewery Episode 24: “Love Is In The Air.”

Feb 15, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TWiUnxeFiE&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis vs Fynn, The Fangbearer vs Anax and Cymede vs Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant and Guild Artisan. | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep24: “Love Is In The Air.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG show around!...

The Brewery Episode 23: “Simic.”

The Brewery Episode 23: “Simic.”

Feb 13, 2023 | ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtuNLx9N4L8&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca vs Slogurk, The Overslime vs Ich-Tekik, Salvage Splicer & Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator vs Zellix, Sanity Flayer & Master Chef | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep23: “Simic.” Welcome to...

The Pickup Truck Diaries: The Most Prolific Human Poet In History.

Seems grandiose, eh? This is one of the more modest, amongst the actual titles I was able to workshop, believe me! And I’d hope by now you’ve read at least one or two of these here Pickup Truck Diaries, so you are well aware already that I love being grandiose and mock-megalomaniacal for the sake...
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Central Universe Science Fiction Shorts: An Update!

Campfire. Come gather 'round the campfire. Let me tell you a story. Several small ones, in fact! It started a month or two ago, when I had a bunch of hits on "Our Better Angels" via the 'ol analytics. Now, I've been running this little business for half a decade - so out of neurotic perfectionism,...
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Sociopathy & Spite.

Part of me knows,Some ugly souls -Stalk almost everything I write.Having shit upon my work,Or efforts,For decades.Lost a decade of working life -To such opinions.Evil as I am;I thoroughly enjoy the idea,That they cannot keep up with my production.Going manic in their sociopathy,& spite.
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Moving Mountains.

I'm broken.The dam breaching in fantastic display,A wall of water,Impossible to stop. Yet I must persist.If I have learned anything,It is that we must stand tall -Against the forces of gravity itself. Survival at all costs,Moving mountains - always at a loss.
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That Hated Samsara.

Can you believe I am speaking directly to you?A thousand lives.Hundreds of selves.My most hated Samsara,Trap for my soul.It's just us here.This single moment,Trapped in time.Hold it with me.I can feel your breathing,Eight billion strong.These abstracts,Can you see them?Or is it like frosted...
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You Can’t Buy Me.

You can't buy me.I'm in it for the thrills.Dopamine spikes and self reflection.Dancing across the edge of entropy,All by myself.Flirting with death,Stealing a thousand stubbed toes -Worth of luck,To feed my infinite curse.Cast spells for me,By the thousands.Won't you?
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Spin Me.

Spin me.Spiralling out,Equivalent motions.Eternal thrust,Albeit impeded by gravity.Can you see the dance of atoms?Could I gift you these eyes,This brain.Like dreaming in fractals,Having dreamt in fractals.Rip yourself apart,Throw yourself back together.New selves.
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Shameless Flirt.

Come at me hot and heavy,Bring the big guns.Elephant gauge.Mortars and flakk guns.Nuclear bombs.Only vulnerable to cutting words,Broken dreams,Long,Slow,Goodbyes.I want your fire,PASSIONS.Your brutal truths,Your deepest strengths.Come at me with everything you are.
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Open Palm, Clenched Fist.

Within my clenched fists,Palms slowly relaxing,Exposing palms to the universe.In one:Humanism.In the other:Misanthropy.Fists clenching again.I continue to be mistreated,By humanity.No matter how much I try to help.The scales,Shift.The weight of a heart -Vastly outweighed.Standing at the gates,To...
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Have a Scrap?

Granted,I've fought before.Almost killed my own siblings,Half a dozen times.Myself dozens more.Just the once,Intentionally.Combat is inglorious.Brutal.Callous.Bloody.There is little honor to be gained.Much more of it to be lost.Trauma & suffering.Don't idolize it.
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Amber.

My brethren,Are fossilized -So few of my siblings left.Encased in amber,Mosquitoes abound.Deoxyribonucleic acid in helixes of beauty.Draw me from stone,For I am blood.Languish.Penetrated via rock.Osmosis of self.Become me.Step into this crazed mindscape,Open invite.
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Even Now. Even Still.

My heart is constantly breaking.Slow motion shattering,In a dozen simultaneous ways.What good is ability,Or ambition,In a world like this?Doesn't matter how hard I work.Nor how fast.Trying desperately -Not to hate Humanity,With everything I have.My heart is breaking.Even now.Even still.
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PNW.

Torrential Downpours,Are common to this Pacific Northwest,Of mine!Craving the four months of Summer,Between aeons of rain.Solar Powered.
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MOASS.

Hurry up,I have plans you're delaying.World-conquering plans.Utopia-building plans.Empire-establishing plans.Saving humanity from itself.I need resources,Guaranteed -Yet stalling.I need people -Transparent and honorable.No backroom deals.Hurry the fuck up,MOASS.
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This Tapestry Of A Thousand Hexes.

I've been weaving,For decades.My own breed of witchcraft,Made of infinite darkness.Calling upon entropy itself,As a mere battery.The void,Death,As my only true lovers.A romance of but one lifetime.This tapestry of a thousand hexes,Hundred curses.Dozen rituals.Score of sacrifice.A thousand gathered...
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Chicken-Footed Or Not.

Okay.Simple Spell:McRae.Get up.Sol is shining -You have much to do!Clean your home,Chicken footed or not.Walk the streets.Fill the world with so many words;Everyone drowns in them.UP.MOVE.GO.No time for lazy Witches.
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Hawk To My Raven.

Once rivals,Named him my enemy.A foe.Almost killed him.Now,I'd die for the bastard.Loyalty.A trait unknown to many -It's what I look for in my allies.I need folk,Who would follow me into hell.He's one.The hawk to my raven.Who else?Who will help me fix the world?
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