Hyko & Caylee.

Hyko & Caylee.

“Liar.” He snorted with laughter, even as she folded her arms at him with a faux glare. The cool and refreshing summer breeze wafted in through the open windows, carrying the smells of cooking meat and the bustling city. Serenity the capital city stretched across all of Sanctuary’s largest...

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Flight Risk.

Flight Risk.

“Bank left Cho, bank lef-” “Three new contacts! FoF pings pending!” “They’re all over-” “Seraphs, sir! Breaking through our left fl-” Hundreds of voices all crying out for help. It would never come. Talm was already lost. It was the evacuation with which they now concerned themselves. At least...

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Sins of the Father.

Sins of the Father.

“Why do you think we were made?” Number three only laughed. Alfred jumped in first, helpful as ever. “Do you want the documentation?” “No, thank you. I appreciate the sentiment though. I know we were commissioned as weapons to kill God-Emperor Xex.” Alfred’s other half was silent, brooding. On the...

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Our Better Angels.

Our Better Angels.

He risked a peek. A string of clanging and pinging against the side of his helmet quickly sent him right back down into cover. “Wells, you fucking idiot, keep your head down!” The Warrant always barked, but he was usually right. He ducked down, swapped out the magazine in his rifle for a fresh...

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Server Log 54-C: “Art.”

Server Log 54-C: “Art.”

Proxy Server: “Kilimanjaro” Communications link online - Micro-rift proxy signal - stable. Server load - 0%. Server booting. Waking drives from sleep. Server booting - ERROR, DRIVE 1 FAIL. Rebooting server. Server booting - ERROR, DRIVE 2 FAIL. Rebooting server. Server booting - ERROR, DRIVE 3...

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The Next Generation.

The Next Generation.

“Wrong.” Hewah flipped the young woman  effortlessly, taking the immense force of her punch and redirecting it into the mat below. She slapped to the ground with a heavy thwap that echoed off the mirrors in the dojo. “Somebody tell me what she did wrong.” Prometheus was quick to use the...

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PRAISE HIM!

PRAISE HIM!

“PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR!” The shout became a chorus, rippling outwards through the mass of flesh and bone and steel. A Harlequin Knight to Jessi’s left slammed scything claws together with the solid pangs of steel on steel. A loud, stilted applause. Thousands upon thousands of voices chattered,...

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Begging For Change.

Begging For Change.

Beelzebub hacked as he cackled, spattering the table with half-chewed chicken and roasted potatoes. His beard wobbled. “They’re nothing more than insects, Hewah!” The God of Fire ran a hand through his wild black hair, doing more to send it sticking up at odd angles than to actually tame it with...

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Lamentation Day.

Lamentation Day.

A Special CNG Lamentation Day Bulletin: The Guardians of Destiny Remember! Lamentation Day: "The First Battle For Earth.”  Lamentation Day is officially marked as having occurred on January 16th, 1781, largely in orbit over the continent of Africa. Ceremonial services are still held to this...

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Playing The Long Game.

Playing The Long Game.

“No, Julian.” “But why not?” Her mouth pursed into a tight line, and shot the blonde, long-haired dandy a narrow-eyed glance. It was made all the more dramatic by her elegant makeup, dark eyeliner and mascara that brought out her pale complexion and ancient human features of seventy-six thousand...

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The Human Condition.

The Human Condition.

They traded me away as a slave-wife when I was eight years old for a boar. It was a brutal affair and I’ve blocked the majority of it from my long and storied mind for very good reasons. Still, everything has its uses, and it was as the Chieftain’s slave-wife that I learned the basic necessities...

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Playing With Fire.

Playing With Fire.

"Lucifer." "Sol." "It's been too long." "It has." A wry joke. They had tangled recently. Absolution, A Former God of Wind. Now working for The God-Emperor of The Black Armada, as he had ever since Lamentation Day. Xex. Former member of the Prime Triumvirate. Sol had not come alone. He entered the...

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Puppet Games.

Puppet Games.

“They’re not things, Doctor!” “My name is Shifter, now.” An irate tone came alongside the voice, the one emanating from behind the smiling clay mask. The heavily scarred and mutilated bald white head the back strap sat upon almost glowed under the fluorescent lights. Monitors flickered an ominous...

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The Drop.

The Drop.

“Battlenet is all lit up, apparently it’s pretty hairy.” “Anti-air?” “Everything. We’ve got in-atmo ships trying to flee up into orbit and it’s just piling on from there. One captain even opened a rift in-orbit in her desperation, against every protocol - risking a nuclear reaction from split...

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The Casualty Reports.

The Casualty Reports.

“s- to itto it!” Bad long range comms. No connection from above, with the FoF only populated here on the ground and relayed a dozen times. The rains had come in sheets yet again. The occasional rumble of thunder still rolled across the settling mud, the flooded mazes of sandy trenchworks....

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Acquisition Log, Reassessment 6.

Acquisition Log, Reassessment 6.

Hephaestus and X-1 Fabrication team, (But am CC-ing all Department Heads, obviously.) I am writing because we are finding yet another series of design flaws. While normally I'd pass the blame off onto one of your or my lackeys, this time I find it hard to find an easy target for the accusation....

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The Pickup Truck Diaries: “The Second Most Prolific Poet In History” & Goal Setting.

Let’s start this edition of The Pickup Truck Diaries with a rhetorical question: “How does one go about achieving the goals they’ve set for themselves?” I’ll give you a few minutes to pause and think about that. Most folks have already started churning their brains into realistic “brass tacks”...

Central Universe Science Fiction Shorts: An Update!

Campfire. Come gather 'round the campfire. Let me tell you a story. Several small ones, in fact! It started a month or two ago, when I had a bunch of hits on "Our Better Angels" via the 'ol analytics. Now, I've been running this little business for half a decade - so out of neurotic perfectionism,...

McRae’s MTG Corner: The Rainbow Bible. (AKA The Rukarumel “Gay Pirates!” Tribal Tribal CEDH Primer.)

WARNING: This piece clocks in at 62,000+ words. It currently holds the record for longest "CEDH Primer" ever written. (Although it's more like a textbook or resource guide to Tribal Archetypes, and Rainbow/5c Magic, really.) It is over half the size of my sci fi books. Please remember to drink...

McRae’s MTG Corner: Tempo For Dummies (Especially For Commander.)

Aight, we back yet again. Somehow in my long years of being an L1 Judge and Modern and EDH player, I had never realized that learning tempo in Magic The Gathering is a rather visceral experience, in that you learn experientially. For the layman, that means that you have to learn that deep sense of...

McRae’s MTG Corner: Siloing CEDH & EDH

Ew, I got CEDH in my EDH… Today we’re here to talk about power levels in the casual commander format, as well as how to encourage better CEDH & EDH play by more carefully separating the two formats despite their strange interwoven nature. As a “retired” L1 Judge for Magic: The Gathering, I’m...

I’ll Say It; As Many Times As I Have To.

I'll say it;As many times as I have to.After my death?Guaranteed,As every death eventually is!Use my skin for binding books.Carve my bones into runed,Polyhedral dice.To gift to promising savants.Use my skull as a chalice.Gift my organs to those who need them.Use every last part of me.

The Glutton.

The demon isn't dead.Nor are the others.Prefer to shackle my conquests,As sources of fuel.My infinite rage machines.Gloriously endless batteries.Gorging on power;Derived from both the pieces of myself,I've enslaved.Plus those cryptids I've devoured -Adding them to my piles of corpses.Can you see...

Restless simmering,

Restless simmering, in hotbeds of silent brooding - discerned by candlelight mysteries and false romance. Bored of people and so they detest us in return. Antisocial hermit, who prays to dead philosophers - idolizes Tesla. Our idols are all dead. We tried to join them. We failed.

I Need No Master.

Old vices,Often punish in karmic idealisms.The void is ever so close.Ask the plague victims,Skeletal in the catacombs.Brutish & short -Hobbes' ruling!That we need monarchs,Due to our savagery as humans.No.I need no master.Keep making mistakes instead.Learning from every one.Even still.

Perversions of Entropy, Of Nihilism.

Why do this?Hah!Why do any of this?!'tis dictata,Via Existentialism.Perversions of Entropy,Of Nihilism.Making something from nothing,In endless defiance of an eventual dark.No better time for a Skald to shine,Than an apocalypse.Writing epitaphs for a species,As we drag ourselves down.

The Tears of Theia.

I hath been an artist for a long time.Back at least as far as Gilgamesh.Devouring story,After story,After story.Since before the great flood.Long before.When Theia still roamed free,Orbiting our sun.When nebulae became stars. Creation is yet,The greatest blessing one can bestow.Destruction?Too...

The Brewery Episode 11: “Rube-Goldberg Machine.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Z4AO7cj4U&ab_channel=TheBreweryMTG Niv-Mizzet, Reborn & Jegantha, The Wellspring vs Sydri, Galvanic Genius vs Omnath, Locus of the Roil vs God-Eternal Oketra | MTG Commander Gameplay | The Brewery Ep11: “Rube-Goldberg Machine.” Welcome to the jankiest #MTG...

Degen.

Know why I love our old Canadian insult,Of Degen,Or Degenerate?Not only does it cover width,Plus Breadth,Of stupidities;It demands progression.Progressive rather than degressive.It means that I demand more from you.Their confusion is usually pretty funny,To boot!

THE SHOW STOPS HERE.

Shitty thing about Capital "T" Trauma?Cycles of Abuse.Related to it,For a reason.Whirlpool traps,Held underwater.Indoctrinating us to continue patterns.It's one thing to know:Our darkest tendencies.Another to know we could drive Humanity extinct,Without batting an eye.THE SHOW STOPS HERE.

Goodnight, Void #Haiku

Goodnight, Void, My Love.Entropy Is Calling Us.Drowning In Silence.

Drinking Black Ink.

Watch,As I eclipse.Shadowed against my thousand selves,That endless chorus.This pitch black dreaming,Not unlike death.Where ego goes to die,Tortured into nothingness.This black ichor,Thick as tar.Pouring from my gouged veins,Dripping from eye sockets.The spell's wound up -Held in contempt.Thousand...

Poor Knows Poor.

My ghetto didn't look like your ghetto.Piles of scavenged boom chains -Side of the house.Dredged from the beach.Hauling steel from the muck,With work gloves -Kept on the floor of the work truck.Still,Poor knows poor.

Pitch Black Epiphanies.

Month ago,Remained nobody.Today,Stand atop Shakespeare's carcass,Still nobody.Silly old cryptid;Making art in dead mediums,Nobody cares about.So:"Nobody."Writing & writing,As nobodies do -Infinite Creation Engines,Stapled to brain cages,In dark isolated rooms.Pitch Black Epiphanies.

Carving Incantations Into My Flesh.

Well.Let me carve incantations,Into my flesh.Runes.Witchcraft.Instilling power into weakness.Chaos into serenity.Flay me quickly,So my magic remains.I will self immolate,If I have to.As so many monks have,Before me.The darkest dirges.These fleeting urges.Kill me.

The Stoics Were Fucked.

The reflective section -Is often hidden just after the frustration,Or anger.Seeping self awareness;Coating our lungs, heart, & brain.The world is cruel.Statement of fact, not opinion.But rage or anger,Gets us nowhere.The Stoics were fucked -But there're scraps of wisdom,There.Tools.