Jesting Jestering Fool.

Jesting Jestering Fool.

Lest Gauges Drop,Across These Dusty Gallows.T'were desolation that called us home.Very root of madness:To have no home -Yet beset by constant calls,Voices all screaming in unison inside . our heads . Cull the rich.Free the enslaved.A Cartoon Supervillain.Jesting Jestering Fool.

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In Attempts To Seal Me For Another Thousand Years.

In Attempts To Seal Me For Another Thousand Years.

Try Your Rituals,In Attempts To Seal Me For Another Thousand Years.Prolonging A Herald Of Apocalypse,Does Not Forestall Said Apocalypse.Merely deprives the innocent,Of any herald whatsoever.Don't even get warnings to run,Before burning to cinders.How cruel."Cackle For A Madman."Fools,We.

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“But Some Times Just Because.”

“But Some Times Just Because.”

Old Ladies,Sitting together on the back balcony,In the sun.Wind blowing through the dappled deciduous trees.Wind chimes softly ringing,Dull gongings,To softest tinkles.One -Mind's gone.Other -On her way,Perhaps.Madness Is As Madness Does,As Was."But Some Times Just Because."Fools,We.

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Retching Up Bleach & Ammonia, After Drinking Mustard Gas.

Retching Up Bleach & Ammonia, After Drinking Mustard Gas.

This is a discordant melody,Only you can hear.No two the same,Mine conjured differently,From yours.Let it linger in thy guts,Festering like nerve gas.Retching up Bleach & Ammonia,After drinking Mustard Gas.What does yours sound like,I ponder?Mine?Faint wind chimes,I'll tell only that.

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Goodnight, Void #9014

Goodnight, Void #9014

Goodnight,Void.Goodnight.& again.& again.Until I can't anymore.Foolish Old Lady,I Am.Dreaming of utopias,Despite my long legacy of darkness.When my last candle is extinguished,Perhaps then,My bones can play home -Ribcage as rafters,Spine as roofing.My silly little stories,As myths.

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Broken Clauses, Fractured Syntax.

Broken Clauses, Fractured Syntax.

New Strangers?Or Old Ones?As silverback -Picking at grass to munch.Ignoring shenanigans.Most Humans know not to piss them off.But I'm a Non Binary Cryptid.Just an outer husk;Only the shell of a Human remains.Broken Clauses,Fractured Syntax.No stranger is foolish enough to rile me,Surely?

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Drinking No Brandy At 12am On A Thursday.

Drinking No Brandy At 12am On A Thursday.

Drinking No Brandy At 12am On A Thursday.Where Old Allusions -Fall flat like soda pop.Scholars don't know I exist,Much less that my existence,Is such!California Sober.As Per The Willie Nelson Song.Old "Salaryman Blues.""Morris Stegosaurus,"Crashed on my couch.Maybe knew old girlfriends.

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Goodnight Void #9007

Goodnight Void #9007

Goodnight Void.'Ere Midnight Comes,This Old Crone,Some Baba,Lone Witch.Fuck Covens.Anarchists Always Fight For Freedom.Best Praxis We Can,To Uplift All Downtrodden.My Blood Curse -Isn't Enough.Swimmin' Downstream,'Gainst Nine Billion Salmon.Trying to get back to the ocean.Never spawn.

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Yoda fucked off to Dagobah,

Yoda fucked off to Dagobah,

Big Brother?Only Child;These Days.Alone -Only Me Left Now.Regardless Of Former Histories,Of Dead Selves,Or Slander Against My Scorned Names.I REMAIN.CLANLESS.namelessAs Hermit Gurus're Wont To Do.Yoda fucked off to Dagobah,To live in a swamp.Why should my summit peaks,Be so retch-ed?

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Pressed Tight Against The Glass.

Pressed Tight Against The Glass.

Perhaps Not Politesse -Faux Pas;As t'were.Walking Into Every Room -In Company Of Dozens.Haunting Each Home,As We Roam.Dearest Companions -Lost Comrades -A Slough Of Dead Men.Slewn.Shrive Answers Beyond Ones I Offer -Sudden Blood Curse Upon Your Head!My Infinite Hunger -Leering.Pressed Tight...

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They ain’t dead, ’til you are.

They ain’t dead, ’til you are.

They ain't dead,'til you are.Maybe that's a simple wisdom,Before I disappear into the dark.Carrying them on tethers,From your heart to theirs.Dragging them along with you as witnesses,The comforts of one's flock of ghosts.Monuments To Madness.That's All I Offer Beyond That.Only Ghosts.

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Eulogy For Billy.

Eulogy For Billy.

Tonight;Eulogy For Billy.Deserves One Hell A Good Epitaph.Seventeen,Stupid,Picking Him Up For Work From The Rez.Outta Prison,Speaking Wisdom.Heart To Hearts,As we hefted literal boulders together -Clambering upon belts.Watched me take a rusty spike covered in heavy metals -To my gut.

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My Crooked Yellow Grins, Lighting Up The Void.

My Crooked Yellow Grins, Lighting Up The Void.

Forget The Rest.Here.Now.Not Decades Back,Picking Rocks From Woodwaste On Conveyor Belts.Literally picking fucking stones.William is dust.Bradburne looms darkly.My Crooked Yellow Grins,Lighting Up The Void.Same Entropy I bid goodnight,for everRepetition In Milliseconds:Present.A Gift.

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American Spellings Be Damned.

American Spellings Be Damned.

Devil You Know,I'm Not A Devil You Don't.Pluck Away Down In Georgia -Crossroads Runs Back To My Corpse.Kept crawling from my grave,Even as they shoveled in dirt.Kept slurring Oxford Commas in Splices,Settling upon favouring them nonetheless.American Spellings Be Damned.Gonna do what I want.

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Last Dance?

Last Dance?

Last Dance?So seldom,Yet still a thing I love.Forgetting who we are,just moving for a while.Sweat in buckets,Succumb to our dopamine deficit for a while.Music In One Clenched Palm.Raw Jagged Motion In Another.Jokes About Chocolate & Peanut Butter -Handing out tropes & archetypes,for free

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Mountain Origins, Lost.

Mountain Origins, Lost.

Told You What Beautiful Sadness Was,Years Ago.Public.In Writing.Can You Blame Me?I'm waltzing alone,At the end of the world.Hermit Guru: Ballet-toeing my granite edges.How many times,Sitting on edge of oblivion?Legs kicking back & forth,Arms crossed behind my head.Mountain Origins,Lost.

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Graph Paper.

Graph Paper.

World's Ending.Trendlines.Graph Paper.Got No Time,For Dipshit Kin,Or Foolish Strangers.If Slang Crude Be True,To Mine Own Self Be Slew.Crooked Write Angles,Ninety Degrees Wrong.Still See The Universe As Atoms.You're Still Involved Within The Former.Impress Me;Or Abscond,Motherfuckers.

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You’ve No. Fucking. Idea.

You’ve No. Fucking. Idea.

Cackling At Grindset Culture,As If I Haven't Lived Five Times In Exponentials,What Normal Folk Do.Living & Dying Faster Than The Rest.White Hairs,Bald Head,My Patchwork Mazes Of Scars.Tattoos Butchered In Rock & Gravel -To Wrinkles At My Eyes & Cheeks When I Smile.You've No. Fucking....

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Heretic.

Heretic.

Lapses in divinity,I hath forgiven less.But cannot ever match the kill count,Of the gods.Abrahamic,Nor pantheon.Fie,Immortals.With your power?I'd have already gifted them utopia.You're better off dead,Buried.Your followers freed from ignorance.Gifted knowledge.

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The Pickup Truck Diaries: “The Second Most Prolific Poet In History” & Goal Setting.

Let’s start this edition of The Pickup Truck Diaries with a rhetorical question: “How does one go about achieving the goals they’ve set for themselves?” I’ll give you a few minutes to pause and think about that. Most folks have already started churning their brains into realistic “brass tacks”...

Central Universe Science Fiction Shorts: An Update!

Campfire. Come gather 'round the campfire. Let me tell you a story. Several small ones, in fact! It started a month or two ago, when I had a bunch of hits on "Our Better Angels" via the 'ol analytics. Now, I've been running this little business for half a decade - so out of neurotic perfectionism,...

McRae’s MTG Corner: The Rainbow Bible. (AKA The Rukarumel “Gay Pirates!” Tribal Tribal CEDH Primer.)

WARNING: This piece clocks in at 62,000+ words. It currently holds the record for longest "CEDH Primer" ever written. (Although it's more like a textbook or resource guide to Tribal Archetypes, and Rainbow/5c Magic, really.) It is over half the size of my sci fi books. Please remember to drink...

McRae’s MTG Corner: Tempo For Dummies (Especially For Commander.)

Aight, we back yet again. Somehow in my long years of being an L1 Judge and Modern and EDH player, I had never realized that learning tempo in Magic The Gathering is a rather visceral experience, in that you learn experientially. For the layman, that means that you have to learn that deep sense of...

McRae’s MTG Corner: Siloing CEDH & EDH

Ew, I got CEDH in my EDH… Today we’re here to talk about power levels in the casual commander format, as well as how to encourage better CEDH & EDH play by more carefully separating the two formats despite their strange interwoven nature. As a “retired” L1 Judge for Magic: The Gathering, I’m...

Lessons From The Front – Excerpt From An Exclusive CNG Interview On “Beasts.”

"Beasts? Funny how we've given them such a simple name. They're the deadliest critters in Central, and we have only ourselves to blame with all that genetic engineering and splicing shit. Apparently the very first one they all came from started out as human!" Sergeant Hill paused here in our...

The Infinite Hunger Eternal. \\ THIS IS MY DOPAMINE TO DRINK.

My Legacy?Don't really care about personalization,Of my goals,Or works.It's simply been a transition in several things.Desires to use my ticking time -To leave behind what I can;Helping folks think critically.Write art that tells my story,Merely so others can learn from it.Instill:Self...

Entropic Drift.

Let us wake from infinite dreaming,Wake to acknowledge our true enemy -The…Infinite ticking down of the universe.Beautiful entropy -Proof that no god never existed,Truest truth.Written in dying stars,Finite lifespans.Entropy is hallowed,Yet we'll fight it even still.

Don’t Do This For You.

I detest the act of selling myself.I make incredible art.Even in poverty,Healing of old trauma,Attacks on my character. I don't do any of this for you. Spent 28 years of my life pretending for others,Masking who I was.Hiding in plain sight. No more. I have endured too much. Witnessed enough...

There’re Other Paths.

Don't chase titles,Records,Or achievements,For fame.Never did.Becoming most prolific poet,Of all time?Personal challenge.Competing against the dead.Hunting rivals.Perhaps;It'd be nice if it could stand -As monument.Showing kids like me,There're other paths,Than early graves.

Theatre.

Hesitant,Pausing for effect.Spotlight following their every move.Suspension of disbelief,Allows one to warp time.Stretching seconds into hours,Or weeks into moments.Been wrangling reality,Since I was a pup -Doomed to wander any other universe,But this one.Can you see the hollow void,Behind my...

Straight From Their Feed Bags.

It'd be nice,Wouldn't it?Utopia on tap -Free to relax.Ignoring terrors of a modern world:As it plays at self-asphyxiation masturbations.Mainstream Media,Talking Heads ranting about us artists as if we're hippies -With zero clue about the real world,All as they snort & recite propaganda...

I Chose The Monk’s Life.

You can live in hyperbole all you want,My darling.Go!Wreak havoc across the wastes!Sorry gorgeous,I've got no time for dissonance.Gotta keep going.Good luck with the meltdown,I wish you peace and love,The exact kind you truly need.I chose the monk's life.Suited me.

Freedom Of The Incognito.

Don't want fame,Even fortune,Really.As with most things I entertain,Such silly things -Are Tools,Or Weapons.Means to ends.Rather than ends themselves.I've preferred my invisible existence,Despite already achieving such great titles,Or Human Records.Low profile.Freedom of the incognito.

Graphite Legacies.

Graphite legacies,Monsters in my head.Every charcoal demon,Given a name.Each monstrosity,Held,Or cherished.What a dangerous weapon,The mind.Especially one unburdened,By thoughts from others.Left to roam imagination,Drown in what could be.Suffocating,In ourselves.

Pithy Lust.

No more platitudes.Cease the sultry words of weathered seduction.I demand substance.Fortitude.History.No longer will false whisperings,Be tolerated.Only outburstings of passion,Devotions of love,Entirety of the heart.Your base flatterings,Pithy lust,Are unwanted.Go.

Nothing.

I'm nothing.Offering myself to the void.That oldest god,Entropy.There is no room for self,In abyss.Dissociation -Orbital views.No room for ego,When one is but dust.As we all are.Scattering into molecules,Shattering into atoms.The Infinite Deconstruction of The Self.

Gaslighting Our Reality.

Adapt or die.Always simple math.Loved ones around us,Strangling us with control.Gaslighting Our Reality.Until we finally went mad,Perhaps.Resilience born from being killed -By ones "supposed" to protect you.Always A Slow Death.Dissociate.Across A Thousand Fractal Selves.Easy.Too Easy.

An Excess of Spirit.

You cannot kill me.I have already become oblivion.Scattered myself across hundreds,Upon thousands of words.This torrent of knowledge,This excess of spirit.All or nothing was a lifestyle,For a boy long since dead.His carcass dwelling somewhere within me.Endless void.Excess annihilation,More brute...

Swallows Me Whole.

This ache,For the comforts of lovers past,This wretched hermited existence.Wanting to be held in the night time.Somehow sure of a sunrise,Via the proximity to another body.Alone,The darkness looms large.And swallows me whole.